From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Return-Path: Received: (majordomo@vger.kernel.org) by vger.kernel.org via listexpand id S263137AbTLIGU3 (ORCPT ); Tue, 9 Dec 2003 01:20:29 -0500 Received: (majordomo@vger.kernel.org) by vger.kernel.org id S263142AbTLIGU3 (ORCPT ); Tue, 9 Dec 2003 01:20:29 -0500 Received: from sccrmhc11.comcast.net ([204.127.202.55]:33920 "EHLO sccrmhc11.comcast.net") by vger.kernel.org with ESMTP id S263137AbTLIGU2 (ORCPT ); Tue, 9 Dec 2003 01:20:28 -0500 Message-ID: <000701c3be1c$8a3cfbc0$0301a8c0@comcast.net> From: "Paul Zimmerman" To: Subject: Re: Linux GPL and binary module exception clause? Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2003 22:20:27 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2720.3000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 Sender: linux-kernel-owner@vger.kernel.org X-Mailing-List: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org [ Date: Sometime in the near future. ] [ Scene: Exterior of a Federal courthouse in a large city in the US. Among the cars parked in the lot are several dozen stretch limos, a Saab 9000 Turbo with a penguin bobble-head doll on the dashboard, and a '67 VW van covered with "peace" symbols and sporting a bumper sticker that reads "Code free or die!" ] [ Scene: Interior of said courthouse. Seated at the plaintiff's table are a gaggle of expensive-looking lawyers in expensive-looking suits. Seated at the defendant's table are Linus T, Alan C, Jeff G, Andrew M, David M, Al V, Richard S, plus a host of other people whose names we might recognize. And one very nervous-looking, pimply-faced young lawyer who looks like he might have graduated from law school sometime last week. ] [ Lawyer for NVidia: ] "... And in conclusion, Your Honor, we have established that for many years our company sold graphics cards to users of the Windows, Mac, and Linux operating systems, in each case providing a binary graphics driver to make our card work with that OS. Then, without warning, the defendants" [ angrily points his finger at the defendant's table ] "conspired to arrange so that our drivers would no longer work with the Linux OS. We have already demonstrated that, around the same time, our company's revenues began to decline, caused in large part, we believe, by the defendants' actions. We ask for $1 billion in damages." [ Judge - banging gavel: ] "You've convinced me. I order a summary judgement for the amount requested, plus $2 billion punitive damages." [ Cut to: Bedroom of a comfortable house in the suburbs. Nighttime. ] [ Linus - suddenly sits bolt upright in the bed, a horrified expression on his face: ] "AAAAiiiiiiieeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!" [ Wife - shaking Linus' shoulder: ] "Honey, wake up, wake up! I think you're having that horrible nightmare again!" And that is why binary drivers will always be allowed under Linux. -p