Howard spoke to Brooke Taylor who said she once walked a guy around the Bunny Ranch by a leash around his penis.

He didn't stay up all that late last night, only 9:30 to watch Dancing with the Stars.

The guy told Howard that he has a girlfriend that had vaginal cancer and now has a colostomy bag and she also lost a leg.

King also asked Howard which group of people would bring down the property values in a neighborhood quicker, blacks or Hispanics.

Howard said they're going to continue to try and bring people more personalities like that.

Howard said he would rather be creepy and good looking. The color doesn't bother him. The guy said Artie does the same material in his show over and over again.

She said she has a book out called ''Shape Your Self: My 6-Step Diet and Fitness Plan to Achieve the Best Shape of Your Life'' and she's also got a credit card out.

Howard had Jon Hein come in with his Wrap-Up Show preview.

He told Howard that's why he goes to whores.

It wasn't even tape, it was a digital recording. the girls said they all negotiate their own prices. Barbara said that she didn't have any sexual relations with Richard Pryor and Howard shouldn't even joke about that. She asked Howard about the Dancing with the Stars thing but Howard was done with it at that point. Katie said that she was just named the official spokes model for the RoboSpanker. Martina said that the cars that they'll be racing are Prius' so they won't go that fast. Howard took a call from a guy who said that this segment rocked.

Howard told Jake that he could have worked in a concentration camp with the way he was handling her. Howard asked Jake if he has a lot of money or something. Howard figured that he wouldn't be able to feel anything but the girls said they're very good and would make him feel it.

He said that Sandra Bernhard has told him that she and her girlfriend will bring a home guy home once in a while and let him bang them.

She said she was supplying coke to some of the clubs she was working at and ended up getting shot.

He told her that she's a good looking woman. Howard wrapped up after that and thanked the girls for coming in and thanked Dennis Hof for bringing them there.

Katie said she doesn't like to do it until she bleeds because she's grossed out by blood.

Howard said he told Barbara that she should call Scott Greenstein and do a show for them there at SIRIUS.

Martina talked about how she didn't really tell her parents about being lesbian until they asked about it.

She was standing over him so she started using her finger on herself and pulled his head close to him and then pissed on his penis. Moonshadow said that there was one guy who came in missing an arm so they clicked.

Beth isn't going to do it but the money was crazy. Barbara said that she didn't have any sexual relations with Richard Pryor and Howard shouldn't even joke about that.

Howard said the whole show is bullshit because it's supposed to be an amateur dance contest.

They didn't hear it so the guy told them about what was going on. Gary told her that they always have a tape recorder rolling. Howard asked Moonshadow if she's ever been paid to piss on a guy. Howard said his manning up is having a big bush.