Re: Perl

["Bradley D. Thornton" <gmane@NorthTech.US>]

Hi Scott :(

Seems you misundertand what these lists are for. These lists are for people
to help people who are helping theirselves, and for people who are helping
themselves receive help from people who want to help people helping
themselves.

There are two things you are going to see when you post something like the
thread you just did, and to varying degrees:

1.) RTFM

2.) STFW

You've already received suggestions like that so I won't bother engaging in
a redundant act.

Now, If you're looking for a job as a Perl programmer and the book you have
isn't doing it for you (and you don't have the money to buy another one),
you prolly shouldn't be looking for a job programming in Perl.

Also, Oreilly has books online for  you, some they charge for but the perl
book is free if you look for it. You can even print a hard copy if you have
enough paper.

Next time, instead of asking someone to "Do it for you", why don't you try
posting your broken code here (or on a list that is more on topic), pointing
out to the rest of us where you think the program is bombing?

You should also prolly d/l OpenPerlIDE at sourceforge, if you're running a
wynd0z3 workstation, it's got a lot of help.

Finally, since you site a lack of money, there are lots of self help
tutorials out there for Perl as well - but if you still want someone to "Do
it for you", instead of "Help you", then I'm your man. Simply lemme know
your fax number and I'll shoot you on over my Technical Services Agreement,
then you sign and fax back. Then I'll write the application for you :)
There's a one hour minimum, of course, so you will be billed for one hour at
$85.00/hr.



"Scott@Charter" <scott.smallsreed@charter.net> wrote in message
news:017601c417b6$2a379930$020aa8c0@Scott...
> Then why do these groups exist?  Did you ever stop and think that maybe I
am
> in a rush?  Did you ever stop and think that maybe I am unemployed,
looking
> for a job, and can't afford a book?  Did you ever stop and think that
there
> are kind, intelligent people out there who are willing and happy to just
> answer questions politely that are asked politely?  I guess we can't all
> have your flare for life!
>
> Go spread your cheer in the grumpy user group. (and I'm being nice)  There
> are nice people out there who are willing to help me out.  Some people
just
> want/need a little help with certain things.  Why did you become a member
of
> this group?
>
> Besides, I have a useless Perl book.
>