On Wed, 11 May 2011 16:39:38 BST, David Woodhouse said:

> Can't we just line up the substandard BIOS engineers against the wall,
> and shoot them?

Linus has stated "We do not trust BIOS tables, because BIOS writers are
invariably totally incompetent crack-addicted monkeys."

Which means if we shoot them, the ASPCA and PETA will be on our case for it...