Re: Information

["David B. Stevens" <dsteven3@maine.rr.com>]

Or fifty weeks late;-)

Alexander Hoogerhuis wrote:
> 
> Ever noticed you're two weeks early with this one?
> 
> ttfn,
> A
> 
> Platinum Control Computer <pcc@boneserver.analogic.com> writes:
> 
> > From:     Universal(r) News(tm)
> > Dateline: Santa Clara, California
> >           March 14, 2002
> >
> >        Linus Torvalds,  the  creator of the  world's  second most
> >        common Operating System, Linux, will soon become the owner
> >        of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.
> >
> >        William Gates, the present CEO of Microsoft, announced today
> >        that because of  an  accounting  error in  Microsoft  Money,
> >        a program developed and distributed by Microsoft,  it became
> >        possible for  an outsider to  gain control of the company by
> >        acquiring a negative amount of outstanding stock.
> >
> >        Through his attorney,  Melvin Beli,  Linus announced  that he
> >        had no intention of selling his  negative shares of Microsoft
> >        stock which caused the  accounting overflow.  As soon  as  he
> >        is able  to  take  a  short leave-of-absence  from  Transmeta,
> >        Linus plans to move the Redmond operation to Afghanistan.
> >

> Alexander Hoogerhuis                               | alexh@ihatent.com
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