--- drivers/cdrom/cdrom.c.old	2006-08-16 19:04:11.000000000 +0200
+++ drivers/cdrom/cdrom.c	2006-08-16 19:04:51.000000000 +0200
@@ -2455,7 +2455,7 @@
 		if (tracks.data > 0) return CDS_DATA_1;
 		/* Policy mode off */
 
-		cdinfo(CD_WARNING,"This disc doesn't have any tracks I recognize!\n");
+		cdinfo(CD_WARNING,"I'm a stupid fuck that will repeat this interesting message while endlessly trying to access the media you just inserted until your CD/DVD burning task is eventually fucked\n");
 		return CDS_NO_INFO;
 		}