Re: Information

[Alexander Hoogerhuis <alexh@ihatent.com>]

Ever noticed you're two weeks early with this one?

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Platinum Control Computer <pcc@boneserver.analogic.com> writes:

> From:     Universal(r) News(tm)
> Dateline: Santa Clara, California
>           March 14, 2002
> 
>        Linus Torvalds,  the  creator of the  world's  second most
>        common Operating System, Linux, will soon become the owner
>        of the world's largest software company, Microsoft.
> 
>        William Gates, the present CEO of Microsoft, announced today
>        that because of  an  accounting  error in  Microsoft  Money,
>        a program developed and distributed by Microsoft,  it became
>        possible for  an outsider to  gain control of the company by
>        acquiring a negative amount of outstanding stock.
> 
>        Through his attorney,  Melvin Beli,  Linus announced  that he
>        had no intention of selling his  negative shares of Microsoft
>        stock which caused the  accounting overflow.  As soon  as  he
>        is able  to  take  a  short leave-of-absence  from  Transmeta,
>        Linus plans to move the Redmond operation to Afghanistan.
> 
> 
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