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@ 2006-12-05 23:30 Sanchez Maribel
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From: Sanchez Maribel @ 2006-12-05 23:30 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Rice Beverly
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Berlioz, later deceased.' He did not like that either, so he wrote a third
version and that was even worse than the previous two:
'. . . with Berlioz, who fell under a tram . . .' Here he thought of
the composer of the same name and felt obliged to add : ' ... not the
composer.'
Struggling with these two Berliozes, Ivan crossed it all out and
decided to begin straight away with a striking phrase which would
immediately catch the reader's attention, so he first described how the cat
had jumped on the tram and then described the episode of the severed head.
The head and the professor's forecast reminded him of Pontius Pilate, so to
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@ 2006-12-05 23:53 Ludo Ludo
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From: Ludo Ludo @ 2006-12-05 23:53 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: Hansen Malene
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perfectly well, yet you refuse to come forward.'
'I'm sorry, but how can I, when I have no more currency? ' was
Dunchill's calm reply.
'Not even any diamonds, perhaps? ' asked the actor.
'No diamonds either.'
The actor hung his head, reflected for a moment, then clapped his
hands. From the wings emerged a fashionably dressed middle-aged woman. The
woman looked worried as Dunchill stared at her without the flicker of an
eyelid.
'Who is this lady? ' the compere enquired of Dunchill.
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